SAUCY thieves are dry and tough after the store managers have closed the luxury lubricant hoses in case of security. Couples who want 10lb...
SAUCY thieves are dry and tough after the store managers have closed the luxury lubricant hoses in case of security.
Couples who want 10lbs of sex gels should ask Tesco staff to open plastic cases in the box in Leith, Edinburgh.
Anywhere in the city, elegant corstorphine customers can discreetly scan Perfect Glide bottles in self-service boxes.
An attacker said, "Customers who want to buy this product should be ashamed to remove the staff from the safe.
"I think store managers have to take into account the slippery customers who want to stop them, so they do not bother or for the price."
A tube of 10 ml Durex Intense Orgasmic Gel, which is designed to "enhance your satisfaction" and has "20 uses", is housed in a burglar-proof case at Duke Street Store.
In May, the water-based lotion was sold throughout the United Kingdom within three months of its launch.
A 50 ml bottle of Durex Play Perfect Glide lubricant is also closed. Both products cost ten million.
However, 50 ml of Durex Play Feel for £ 4.50 will not be kept in stolen containers.
Eight kilometers away, at Corstorphine, Tesco Extra Buyers can get help from Nookie in unsealed containers.
Tesco said last night, "We're always looking for products that require a security tag, and use them only when needed."
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